“Tampa Pride Parade was canceled because they couldn’t guarantee the parade would not have any sexual content. Boys and girls, get creative with your ideas for our parade while taking out the lewd behavior that has been displayed in the past. Show them how it’s done! Stay sober, too.”

“It’s disappointing to see the complete lack of compromise from musicians and bars on the noise issue. You know even if decibels were lowered by 30% you would still hear the music a block away instead of five blocks. You are the most selfish people I’ve seen in Key West.”