“New game: Name your candidate for worst paved block in Key West. I’ll start: Pearl Street between Catherine and Virginia. This street is used daily by parents dropping and picking up kids and is navigable only by Humvee.”

“Such hysteria over sargassum. Amazing how all of the speakers at the City Commission meeting were magically doctors, maternal fetal experts and toxicologists. Who knew the seaweed was so ‘dangerous,’ causing tourists to ‘flee’ and businesses to lose hundreds of thousands of dollars. Very dramatic!”